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Some funny takes on wife

Posted: July 23, 2011 in Found on web

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, “Where are you going?” My wife said, “I must be late, everyone is all coming back!”

My wife told me the car wasn’t running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in!”